wat bout pragnant strippers??
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
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