Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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