I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
So much Jack, so little girl.
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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