And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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