She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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