Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
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