But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
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