she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
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