Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
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