if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
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