I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
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