I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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