What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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