this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
The beer is more important than you right now.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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