I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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