Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
Found the puke drawer
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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