Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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