After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
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