You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
fuck your aforementioned shoe
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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