and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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