I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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