Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
Randomize
