4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
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