I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
Sober January is a disaster.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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