i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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