I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
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