anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
Randomize
