i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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