Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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