Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
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