there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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