mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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