remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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