He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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