You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
Randomize
