new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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