So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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