So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
Dear god my vagina.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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