I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
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