So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
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