this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
My vagina is officially offended.
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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