plz talk dirty to me
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
oh god was she eating orange peels again
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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