are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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