remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
Billy Mays is dead, Vince Schlomi is in jail, who's going to sell me useful gadgets at ridiculously low prices now?!
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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