One girl and one boy is just not enough.
yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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