Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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