It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
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