Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
He literally asked permission to hit on me
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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