So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
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