great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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