waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
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