ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
This beer is not sobering me up at all
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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